It’s enough to make Mickey Mouse blush as Disney have sent out a casting call for Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides asking for “beautiful female fit models. Must be 5ft 7in-5ft 8in, size 4 or 6, no bigger or smaller. Age 18-25. Must have a lean dancer body. Must have real breasts. Do not submit if you have implants.”
Apparently there’s even going to be a “show and tell” day when the applicants assets will be put to the test. Good old Hollywood glamour!
In other Pirates news, details of Penelope Cruz’s character have been revealed; she is to play Blackbeard’s daughter and love interest to Captain Jack. Exciting stuff.
Please make up your own joke about Orlando Bloom being a boob.