Out Now – 10th August 2010

Even with the joy that is Orange Wednesdays today’s release isn’t worth parting with your hard earned cash. If you have any cash that wasn’t hard earned then feel free. Hippy.

The Sorcerer’s Apprentice
Nicholas Cage ruins all the good work he did in Kick Ass and Bad Lieutenant by playing Balthazar Blake, a sorcerer who recruits a new apprentice to help defend New York from the evil Maxim Horvath played by Alfred Molina with seemingly painted on hair. From the joys of IMDb’s Parent’s Guide I bring you the most titillating part of the film;  “While Balthazar is in the shop in Chinatown, there is a nude male acupuncture practice doll, however it is easily overlooked.” I’m blushing right now.

In other news, two weeks to go.