Out Now – 13th August 2010

All you need to know about this week’s releases is the following: “Ain’t nothin’ in the world get Black Dynamite more mad than some jive ass sucka dealin’ smack to the kids!” But we will continue as usual regardless. Well I might try to use quotes from Black Dynamite to illustrate this week’s films…

The Last Airbender
Your mother would turn over in her grave if she were here to see this.

Tinkerbell & The Great Fairy Rescue
I’m gonna fight. The only way I know how. Ever since I was a boy, all I knew was how to fight. Fight, fight, fight. And when I got tired, I would fight some more. And now that the Man has got our backs to the wall, I ain’t gonna let him hurt the kids. I’m gonna take him down. I’m gonna take them all down.

Black Dynamite (limited release)
Because whenever there’s injustice, wrongs to be righted, innocents to be defended, Black Dynamite will be there, delivering ass-whuppings. and I will not hesitate to lay the hammer down on any clown that comes around. Because if they wanna fight, they best come see me, because I’m Black Dynamite.

The Refuge (limited release)
Now if I catch any of you dealing drugs to the community, I will not consider you a brother or a friend, can you dig it?

The Secret in Their Eyes (limited release)
This ghetto is gonna be turned upside-down, I tell you, upside-down. The streets are gonna run crimson with the blood of the men responsible for his brother’s death. Man I’m speaking of is a veritable one-man army. And if you get on his bad side, brother, you’re done for. It’s only a matter of time before he finds out. And when he does, no matter where he is, get ready, gentlemen, because hell’s a-coming. Coming, coming, coming…

OK so the last one makes no real sense apart from that film involves a murder. America gets an awesome release today, lame.