All major releases that think their film could do well, sorry Skyline, are running scared because the boy wizard is on his way next week. Still there might be something worth watching if you’ve seen absolutely everything else.
My Afternoons With Margueritte
An apparently overly sweet film rerunning the classic tale of an unlikely friendship between two people of different ages. This time with Gérard Depardieu.
OMG the aliens are abducting everyone but only if they look into the light! Everyone cover your eyes! There are now giant aliens wandering around! Hey, it’s Turk from Scrubs!
We Are What We Are
The head of a family of cannibals dies so the kids have to take over the hunting. Smells like a date movie to me.
Another terrible comedy making waste with Kristen Bell. Why did Forgetting Sarah Marshall have to be a one off? Also it has a “U” rating, which is worrying for a comedy you’d think was aimed at adults.
Aftershock (limited release)
“Based on the Tangshan Earthquake in 1976 that took the lives of 240,000 people.” For when you’re feeling low.
brilliantlove (limited release)
Two reasons two see this: “A photographer and a taxidermist have a summer relationship.” and “Also Known As: The Orgasm Diaries”.
Into Eternity (limited release)
I have no idea. Sorry.