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Because nothing dare come out on New Year’s Eve, for fear of being snubbed by the drunk and painfully hungover, this week’s only wide release comes out today while everyone is relatively sober.

Love and Other Drugs
She is the ultimate free spirit who can’t be tied down, he is the successful salesman who ultimately does. For the most part this seems like a standard romantic comedy we’ve seen hundreds of times but a few things make it stand out. The first is the the two leads who are arguably better actors than the usual romantic comedy staples, and the second is the fact that they have lots of sex and get very naked. Something the film’s promotion relies on heavily. It’s enough to make Ella Enchanted blush.

This may be a day late but the sheer mass of turkey in my stomach completely incapacitated me yesterday.

Gulliver’s Travels
Jack black and a handful of British comedians bring you a very small part of the story of Gulliver, the part where he’s in a land of tiny people, because that is ripe for comedy. It actually looks like it might be quite fun, the bucks fizz has got to me.

The Way Back (limited release)
“A fact-based story centered on soldiers who escaped from a Siberian gulag in 1940.” Looks like it would be as much an ordeal for the audience as it was for the soldiers.

Merry Christmas from the legions of us here at Mild Concern.

I hope you’ve all unwrapped a brand new DVD and are settling down with the family for a festive classic.

Don’t forget to watch Doctor Who at 6pm, we loved it.

Now enjoy the below.

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I don’t have time for this, it’s Christmas Eve! Oh alright then, here’s something copied and pasted from the internet. Now go and watch the films I listed yesterday.

Arthur and the Great Adventure
When young Arthur (Highmore) receives a distress call from the Minimoys, the tiny invisible people who live in his back yard, he must embark on another adventure.

As this is a movie blog we are obligated to list our favourite Christmas films so I’ve rooted out my carefully crafted DVD collection that will be with me every Christmas. You may notice that this list does not include many favourites and has a few non-Christmas films. There is no real order to the list, sorry.

Elf
A modern classic! Heart-warming and funny in the right measures. The cherry on top is a combination of Zooey Deschanel and Peter Dinklage.

National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
Chevy Chase back in his prime with a hit and miss comedy about family getting together for Christmas. The cat in the box always gets me.

Die Hard
hey, it is set at Christmas. “Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.” Anyone?

Scrooged
Our first Bill Murray performance on the list and a warped take on A Christmas Carol. At times irritating, with plenty of laughs this film ends with a monologue to warm the cockles of your heart. Do hearts have cockles?

The Santa Clause
Surely Tim Allen’s best work? Lovely seasonal tale that helps make sense of Santa. I have not seen the sequels so lets pretend they don’t exist.

Black Christmas
The original Canadian version isn’t great but brought us the original “the call is coming from inside the house.” The remake is even worse but has some sexy ladies, a Trachtenberg and Winstead to be precise.

The Snowman
The shortest of the list but a Christmas essential. With a sad, sad ending.

Home Alone
One I haven’t seen for years but I’m sure the comedy still stands up today, right?

Gremlins
Funny, moving and adorable creature feature. The love interest’s story of her dad in the chimney will always bring about an inappropriate Christmas chuckle.

The Muppet Christmas Carol
Some of the finest Christmas songs come from this and Michael Caine’s best performance.

Cool Runnings
Not set at Christmas but the abundance of snow and family friendly laughs make this a must for a lazy afternoon at Christmas.

Groundhog Day
Again it’s not Christmas exactly but it’s so damned Christmassy! It’s all about learning to not be selfish and to love one another. Also hilarious.

The Grinch
A controversial choice, either hailed as genius or rubbish. hard to believe that little girl is now Taylor Momsen, a 17 year old who dresses like an oversexed tramp.

Edward Scissorhands
Do I need to justify this? It is undeniably Tim Burton and undeniably filled with the Christmas spirit.

The Nightmare Before Christmas
Perfect for either Halloween or Christmas though with a message of Christmas cheer and some great Christmas songs there’s no better time to watch.

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