Out Now – 18th January 2012

Haywire
Haywire is being called the female Bourne and, with a synopsis involving a super soldier seeking payback after she is betrayed, it’s not hard to see why. Admittedly I haven’t seen any of the Bourne films so can’t really judge. I have seen The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea though so you can hardly question my commitment to film. Because you may not recognise the female star Gina Carano (a former Gladiator) the male cast is a parade of big names including Fassbender, McGregor, Douglas, Tatum, Banderas and Paxton. Expect a woman to run around a lot injuring men with a variety of weapons and martial arts. Have a clip, I’m feeling generous:

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That Michael Fassbender can’t be trusted with women.