Snow White and the Huntsman
This year’s second film about Snow White, not starring Felicity Jones as once rumoured, is not the wacky comedy of Mirror, Mirror but rather a swords and sorcery adventure movie. Kristen Stewart lends her lip-biting acting to the titular role as one of Disney’s princesses gone medieval alongside Chris Hemsworth with his Thor arms and golden locks. Most excitingly the dwarves are all played by great British actors on their knees. The like of Nick Frost, Bob Hoskins and Ian McShane all get down to waist height in the name of cinema. I think I’ve accidentally made myself want to see this film. Bugger.