The Expendables 2
Curse this film coming out on a Thursday and forcing me to give it a dedicated Out Now post. Way back in 2010, for those that can remember that far back, The Expendables came out and completely crushed Scott Pilgrim at the box office. I love Scott Pilgrim, he’s like me only with a love life and super powers. All this nonsense aside I have seen The Expendables 2 and did not enjoy it. I even wrote a review and made a hilarious joke about Alan Dale and another about Gary Busey. True story. As for a synopsis? Suffice it to say that a lot of old muscular men shoot things in search of lower cholesterol (or something).